ten-second teaser then mv, both with cute little dances; album release
kpop now
covers the whole asian spectrum
younger than your younger siblings
more members in a group than the number of people that can fit on a small caribbean island
can sing, rap, dance, play guitar and piano, speak twenty different languages including sign language, do tae kwon do and gymnastics … at the same time, save orphans from a burning building, end war and world hunger, cure cancer and aids, feed your cat with gourmet cat food they’ve prepared using organic ingredients
minute-long teasers of each individual member, music video, music video drama ver., music video dance ver., music video with b&w filter and slow-mo effects
all of which include choreography so involved that an attempt would cost you two fractured bones, four pulled muscles, and possibly your life by spontaneous combustion
digital single, album, album repackage, album repackage versions a, b, c, until they’ve used the whole alphabet and have to resort to numbers
limited deluxe ultra mega super epic edition album repackage with 24390pg photobook of the group basically doing the same pose with slight variations while awkwardly holding/being surrounded by irrelevant props